there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
i haven't done one of these in a while
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
7313:
I’ve been staring at this for days. It’s beautiful.
I AM SCREAMING BUT IT IS ALSO REALLY FASCINATING AND KIND OF BEAUTIFUL.
sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell
once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm
once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around
what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
ok that hurt
